That greeting is not actually true. It was
The reason is that I mostly use my cell phone to make outgoing calls when I am away from home. Often it is lost somewhere in my house with a dead battery. I can go weeks without using it.
The good-natured torment reached a new high, however, when they discovered the existence of this very blog. They couldn't quite believe that I don't really know my way around my cell phone, but I am technologically adept enough to publish a daily blog. With pictures! And occasional videos!
But it's all true. I put it down to practice. Writing this blog for more than 100 days has given me daily experience with my blog's software. Downloading photos and placing them is something I try to do every day and it's pretty easy. Those videos were more difficult, but the amazing world wide interweb has instructions for everything.
Hmmm, I wonder if it can tell me how to change my cell phone greeting?